11/25/08 10:06AM

My nephew (yes, the same one who gave me marriage advice earlier) has since turned 12. Recently, he's been trying to convince some of his relatives to move to San Francisco.

Here's his top 3 list for doing so:

  1. It has enough crime to be interesting; for example, Al Capone and Alcatraz.
  2. There are different places to go depending on what kind of weather you like.
    • It's sunny in the south.
    • It's rainy in the north.
    • It's in the middle in the middle.
  3. The pollution blocks the sun from getting in your eyes.

Actually, this list is cut short. There was a 4th reason as well: "I live here!" And it makes sense that he does, given the convincing arguments.